Sunday, May 02, 2010

Los Treintitres Principios Del Desawebatosol

There are two types of people in this colony: those who can pass, and those who can't.

The following principles will assure your passage.


33.    Pray For A Safe Return.

32.      Assume The Best Of Them.

31.      Volunteer For Your Hometown.

30.      Stay Loyal Through Tough Times.

29.      Don't Dismiss Tradition - Reinvent It.

28.      Cross That Bridge When You Come To It.

27.      Try A New Ice-Cream.

26.      Choose Your Battles Wisely.

25.      Enjoy The Experience.

24.      Choose To Love Your Work.

23.      Travel Through Life.

22.      Stop Whining About It.

21.     Take Pride In Your Home.

20.     Above All, Seek Peace.

19.     Send Someone A Well-Chosen Gift.

18.      It's Okay To Go A Little Crazy.

17.      Take The Job If It's Offered.

16.      Smile At The Best Looking Person You See.

15.      Seek Good Times.

14.      Never Give Up Your Dreams.

13.      Don't Be The Angriest Person In The Room.

12.      Be Good To Your Bitch.

11.     Less Is Always More

10.     Remember The Last Thing That Made You Laugh

09.      Give Thanks For All Beauty.

08.      Listen To Children.

07.      Strive To Be An Unfinished Masterpiece.

06.     Collaboration Over Competition.

05.     Earn Respect -Don't Demand It.

04.     Bad Moods Require Good Friends.

03.     Believe Someone Else's Story For A Change.

02.     Time Will Pass And You'll Forget All About It.

01.     If It's Not Pretty, It Better Be Funny.



   



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